Sunday, November 6, 2011

Would Bruce Willis be as cool as he is if he was eating a banana instead of smoking in Die Hard?

Smoking is cool cause it's toxic, just like guns. Guns are cool 'cause usually when you're shooting them your life is in danger. Same with cigarettes. Except, cigarettes are a slow death and maybe you'll get the chance to die and your son will grow up missing you.

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